Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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