You smell like a Billy Joel song
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i drank out of a bidet.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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