Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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