Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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