I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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