he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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