Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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