...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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