If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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