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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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