Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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