i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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