It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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