i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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