so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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