Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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