Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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