She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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