My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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