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Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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