it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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