yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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