I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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