shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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