ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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