I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize