I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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