I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize