Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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