I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Never underestimate the power of titties
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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