margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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