i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I have tasted many bathrooms
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