i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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