She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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