I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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