You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
