Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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