You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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