They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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