With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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