I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
