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(859): View more from Kentucky

Just took my morning after pill in the library

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(813): View more from Florida

I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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(616): View more from Michigan

i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.

(616): View more from Michigan

i realized i waste a lot of time

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Did you feel uncomfortable?

(1-601): View more from Mississippi

For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?

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(443): View more from Maryland

All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo

(330): View more from Ohio

Like I don't even know how to respond to this?

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