I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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