"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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