hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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