After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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