normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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