If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She bit a glass in half.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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