Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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