Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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