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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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