big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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