they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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