what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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