My room smells like vodka and shame
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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