Plan B is the new Plan A
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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