Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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