We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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