just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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