a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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