How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When are your genitals available?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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