I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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