i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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